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Sucking a noodle passionately to make one horny.
Jerry: Oh my God Rachel was giving me the Horny Noodle last night I couldn't wait to get to the bedroom.
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A device used to create instant noodles simply in one's own pocket. The only thing that tastes better than pocket noodles is fear.
Danny, bend over and open your pants; it's time to make pocket noodles.
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A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.
I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.
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A guy with really skinny legs that gets all the booty and likes to play instruments just like he plays with girls.
Damn that's a noodle guy. He bangs my ass like a drum.
When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.
John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."
Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
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Person1:that asian girl is thick asf!
Person2:ya, she's a thick noodle