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Sign For Your L, Taking a loss in a war. "Ching Ching just took a fat L to Sign For Your L".
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An inversion of a commonly-seen chatroulette sight, a sign requesting female nudity to be shown (usually divided and tallied by body parts). This sign instead asks what part of a female one wishes to see, at which point it is shown.
Only a small handful of Reverse Boob Signs have ever been documented,
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Dude, is stop sign sex a thing? Anything is a thing when you add sex to it.
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When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.
Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!
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When one holds up 4 fingers, with their thumb down and palm facing themselves, it is the secret sign of homosexuality.
Did Jon just hold up the 4 finger sign, he’s definitely gay
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Everly: he showed me the v sign to mouth during class
Ash: he definitely wants to fuck you
When you have to sign off on something but the recipient actually needs to hear 'suck a bag of dick' or 'Go fuck yourself'
Dear Cst,
I'm so sorry that when you were so busy getting high on yourself and showing your powerful ability to have a complete lack of regard for human life, you bumped yourself on my elbow while you were throwing me around. In the future, instead of assaulting you with the sheer fact that my body even exists, I will hide in the bushes and try not to breath instead of asking for help.
(HANDWRITE ILLEGIBLE SIGN-OFF HERE),
( HAND WIRRTEN ILLEGIBLE SIGNATURE)