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This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.
The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.
Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
The hook and real gave me my war.
War is immanent. Crime is wide spread. Corruption is law. And money is power. That's just how it all works, as human beings are consumed by there own greed, the world changes along with them. Those who try to call for a change are always struck down by the sword we have come to know as the government. Then again, the majority elect those in government. So it's safe to conclude that those we elect are only elected because we think they will benifit us, but the selfish way we think makes us only think of the benefits of one and not the many. With this type of power looming over us, it's only a matter of time before national calamaty grips this pathetic country.
In the real world, there are no heroes. Only those who benifit the majority,those who benifit from the majority, and those who are layed down by the majority.
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An easy-going, classy female that does the right thing no matter what and doesn't care what anyone thinks about that!
"Whip me, beat me, call me Edna... and a Bitch... like it's an insult.... I don't care! I got everything I want and need, Glory Be To God!"
(cloud of dust and turnt up asphalt)
~REAL Bitch
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A three heart run of any Zelda game. May also include other hinderances such as no sword upgrades or additional bottles.
Man, I just got done beating Real Zelda. That was tough work.
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A stupid, boring, pointless program on mtv that is on tv all fucking day.
I turned on my tv this morning and the real world was on. I turned on my tv 7 hours later and the real world was still on. I turned on my tv 23 hours later and the real world was still on. I shoot my tv.
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A term combining "isn't real" and "don't exist", this internet meme was coined by MannixThePirate of Youtube and Blogtv.
Some things that don't real include: aliens, mental illness, female orgasms, God, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.
Paul: Hey man, look at those hot lesbians over there!
Nick: Pfft, you're a moron. Lesbians don't real.
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I am not qualified to define this term, and you are not qualified to understand it.
Her refined mockery of the socio-psycho underpinnings of society stood as an exemplar of what funning on the real is all about.
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