lobbed him off

Term used by jammers to desribed oral sex.

Treefriend wanted to thank the mechanic for fixing his RV, so he lobbed him off.

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gone-girl him

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Gone-girl him, girl!

You can be a bad motherf*cker, but that don’t make you a man.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀– LDR
To gone-girl /tu ɡɔ n ɡɜ rl/ verb
transitive
- To inflict, hurt or harm on someone for wrong done to oneself in a psychology-wise sophisticated way .
- To get revenge

Since men of Fragile Masculinity and enormous ego got their beloved superhero, Patrick Bateman, we appeal to our sorority to establish our new icon and Queen - Amy Elliott Dunne. Not only she had taken away her snide, flippant and unfaithful husband’s peace, she also taught us girls how to ̶f̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶g̶n̶a̶n̶c̶y̶ ̶ make our dignity rise up like a Phoenix. ( She also served us an iconic Cool Girl monologue)

We are sure that at least 1 out of 3 girls met him - a softboi ( technically a f*ckboy for GenZ). Who is he, why you should totally dump him and why do you feel that irresistible urge to gone-girl him?

That’s exactly what our first podcast is about! Stay tuned for our first episode of

“the SusAnna Podcast”

He’s ghosting him again!
Gone-girl him, girl!

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Take Him to Town

To go for it; to do something very unexpected in the way you want to.

I'm going to take him to town with that kiss!

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he/him pussy

A crude and/derogatory name for the genitals of a trans man who still has his vulva/and vagina

"Hey, dude, I heard you went on a date with a trans guy. You get any?"
"Yeah, man, I tore that he/him pussy up!"

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Take him to the stacks

A term to imply that sexual relations would be desired between a patron and a library employee.

That patron is so hot, I'd take him to the stacks.

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show him wag1

when you want someone to bang someone you say show this guy wag1

nhjk: this guys tryin it

gfjfd: wat shall i do

nhjk: yo, show him wag1

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he/him lesbians

He/him lesbians refer to lesbians who use he/him pronouns despite the two categories being conflicting of one another.

Many people use examples of historical he/him lesbians to validate their identity, however they adapt and change the historic context to their convenience. For example; many claim he/him lesbians used male pronouns because they felt detached from their womanhood. However, the historical use of male pronouns amongst lesbians was STRICTLY for safety, so they could pass as a male to avoid lesbophobia during a highly
homophobic time.

person a) “he/him lesbians are harmful as they invalidate both lesbians and trans men.”

person b) “period!”

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