While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.
Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?
a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.
i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.
a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.
When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.
Harry asked Kevin if he was hungry. Kevin replied, “No, I had a Scottish Cowgirl for lunch.”
A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.
A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.
Like an Eiffel Tower, but with a sheep.
We lifted our kilts and made a Scottish Tower at the farm.