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when you cum enough to fill a small pot, then boil said cumand let your lover inhale it.
Yeah I heard you and josh did the Oklahoma steamboat last night
When you propose to your significant other with a butt plug. Traditionally, both partners wear butt plugs leading up to the wedding and swap them during the ceremony in front of friends and family.
"Did you hear Meg and Rachel got engaged?"
"Yeah, I heard she gave an Oklahoma proposal. I don't think I'll be attending the ceremony."
What more is there to say? You give her the 'ol Oklahoma Scrambler. The infamous move where one recreates the motions of scrambling an egg in the woman's cooter. A long-standing crowd favorite.
Last night Terry gave me the Oklahoma Scrambler...I wont be walking straight for a week!
When a woman lets a man stick his penis in the hole for her colostomy bag.
Dude, last night that hooker in the wheel chair let me give her an Oklahoma Side Car.
When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.
Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.
Gassy fire cocaine that is only sold in Oklahoma. If u didnt know, oklahoma has the best coco in america and your buggin if you dont think so. Also the coke in oklahoma is way more chunky and feels 10x better than anywhere else cuz the chunks are huuge
Douglas: I hit that oklahoma chunk coke now im geekin
lil bobby: give me a hand job
Oklahoma Popsicle is when you crap inside a stores refrigeration section.
The word was born from a news story of a woman in Oklahoma who reached into a refrigerated case to discover that someone had crapped inside the refrigerator and covered it with the bag of pizza roles.
The phrase was coined by the Mike O’meara show podcast.
A Oklahoma Popsicle could be found in any store all over the US, but it nothing you want to eat.