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Oliver is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, with a gorgeous British accent and a body to match he is sexy as sin. He is shy and kind but vibrant and hilarious all in the same way. His dry sense of humour knows no bounds and can be both side achingly funny or cringy enough to crack a smile either way he will always brighten your day. Oliver is a true diamond in the rough and eyes that reflect such beauty. Its hard not to love Oliver as a friend or more but trust that he is always devoted to only one girl, and if your lucky enough to be that girl then dont ever let him go. He is sweet, unbelievably romantic and sometimes so on point with your needs youd think he's psychic and best of all he has the patients of a saint, which makes some believe that someday he's going to really blow his fuse. But overall he is just the cutest, sexiest, funniest, most amazing person you will ever meet and thats why I'm glad to say that he's mine.
how awesome is oliver H
I wish I had an oliver H
How a girl's butthole looks resulting from 14 times in the "wrong hole" during rough sex.
Her to her friend: We fucked so hard last night he gave me a hollow olive.
Her friend to her: Better than a battered taint!
A sick lad that likes koalas. A White kid with a black life. Subscribe to Olly the koala Barnes.
Oliver Barnes goes to school. Learns shit and comes home, plays fortnite.
A ginger half irish gay cunt. He loves Penis so much. Wet Don drinks non alcohol cider and finks he is a proper hardnut. He is a skinhead nonce. He loves changing his name. Next friday he will be called sarah coz he loves her.
Swear Jay Oliver is a gay irish penis
The appearence of one's eye so swollen, that it resembles an olive.
Fred: Oh man..i passed out so hard last night.....
Gary: Yeah, i can tell. You have olive eyes.
Oliver chamberlain is a fictional being that enjoys walking around in the rain because it makes him sad.
Sometimes Oliver chamberlains call upon the Martian commanders to come and invade planets that life forms have been detected on.
If you spot and Oliver chamberlain grab the nearest knife and get away
Tim: ITS AN OLIVER CHAMBERLAIN!!!
Bob: RUN FOR THE HILLSSSSS
One short tempered mf. Thin as an auschwitz survivor, and hair so blond it almost white. Thinks he’s hot stuff but will run at any sign of danger
Dude Oliver looks like a malnourished woman
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