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That one girl who wears so much bows on her hair to the point where her hairline doesn't exist. Recently, she tried becoming emo with her new song "Karma" but everyone made fun of it. "Thy shall not lie" this ain't the bible, girl.
All she did was twerk in front of her children audience and sell rainbow gay bows with glitter in walmart to the point where they sold out and caused riots along with crying little kids. "NO MOOMMY I WANT THE PURPLE ONE"
"MOM CAN WE GET THE JOJO SIWA ASBESTOS KIT" "WAAAA I WANTED THE GLITTERRR"
Besides making parents' life harder, she also talks like a chatty brat. "HOYEBERYUNISJOJOANIMDOINAVIDIO"
She defends pedophiles and groomers while also doing a segment called "JoJo's Juice" where all she does is talk about stuff and garner billions of views just by making those uncreative videos.
She also made a TV series called (believe it or not) "The JoJo and Bow-Bow Show-Show". It got a 2.8/10 on its own IMDb page, how embarrassing.
She made collab videos with Jake Paul (who filmed a dead body in one of his videos) and his beloved itty-bitty cute son, Tydus. She uses him for views and money making her a child-exploiting youtuber.
Someone: Do you know that one girl who talks like a chipmunk in her videos?
Me: Yes! It was JoJo Siwa!
The girl on tiktok that you see is in a happier relationship then you
You :on tiktok see jojo siwa and her girlfriend
You: cries forever
Jojo Siwa is the girl from dance moms who will dethrone Ellen Degeneres and become our new gay icon.
Me (a girl): Do you listen to Jojo Siwa?
Attractive girl: Yes!... (whispers) do you listen to Jojo Siwa?