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Something people put on their facebook statuses and blogs when they're too bored and lazy to put anything else. They think it makes them sound all smart and ironic, but it's really just annoying to everybody else.
Obama Insert Joke Here*
The Hangover {Insert Joke Here}
Alabama {Insert Racist Joke Here}
{Insert Example Here}
*Square brackets are normally used when writing "Insert Joke Here," but urban dictionary code doesn't work with it.
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8LU3 T3XT 0N A B1UE T3XT!!!! I'M SO FUNNY LOLOLO BLUE TEXT SEX
obsessed with doing here on
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a thing where you link through to something (youtube, a blog, and article etc..) and you see someone has recently left a message "xxxx...sent me here" or "im here because of...xxxx"
charlie brookere sent me here
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1. To have drunk 2 - 3 standard drinks; to be still completely functional; to be still capable of driving home.
2. To settle into the party atmosphere
Dude: Hey man, want a lift home?
Man: Are you sure? Your drinking tonight dude! *Points to beer*
Dude: Reeelaaax, I'm (just) happy to be here. I'll be fine by the end of the night.
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one of many terms invented by the king of north-east england vocabulary, Lewi Morris. he often spews out pearly words of wisdom such as the now legendary "offit".
*group of young men stood outside gig venue, pre-gig, and the weather is a bit nippy.*
"freezin' here boys"
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not here to pick cotton is a sentence said by a slave shortly before being beaten
black man: im not here to pick cotton
white man: GET PICKIN NIGA
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