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When someone’s eyes have so much waterproof mascara that they are the “ideal” eyes. often used in reference to a photo sent on social media.
Girl: Oh Sydney, you sent me a photo of your face!
Sydney: eye goals.
Killer•eyes most natural attractive flawless eyes without any make-up
Her killer•eyes weakens me.
I'm deeply in love with Vinolia's killer•eyes
I saw your girl with a another dude!
really?
yeah look i got my real eyes on!
A large bushy thing that rests above the eye. Also known as the 'eye brow'
Yo did you see how big Ethan's eye squirrels are?
Yeah, they're huge!
When a stranger stares at you incessantly, eyes darting away to avoid contact. A goal is scored when they aren't able to look away in time.
Played a mean game of eye hockey with that hottie over there, but she went down 4-1.
A motion of the eyes, looking for a camera that isn't there after exchanging words and/or another type of interaction with someone.
Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.
Michael: Jim, if this is it for me…promise me something…host the Dundies…
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera
A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.
Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.