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When 2 or more lesbians with massive bushes scissor each other.
these Two girls look like they are about to grass sandwich tonight .
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a very shaddy person with multiple levels of snake's depending on how many times they've been doing shaddy things and defferent levels of grass depending on how mischievous the most mischievous shaddy was
slithery slithery snake - will do a shadyy thing almost every day
slithery snake - with occasionally preform shaddy acts
snake - once or twice did something shaddy
tall ass grass - did the most mischievous thing ever
tall grass - did something more shaddy than most
grass - did something that on average snake in the grasses will do
Bobby - "Did u hear, Jake kidnap Ron and take him 3 hours away to the ocean without telling anyone"
Steve - "yeah Jake was a slithery snake in the grass but im pretty sure now he got upgraded to slithery slithery snake in tall ass grass"
Bobby - "thats what the hell I thought...thank you grandma"
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grass that sees the gras on the other side of the fence as greener, so in turn cuts itself witout a lawnmower.
"I wish my grass was "emo grass" so it would cut itself"
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im also "emo" but dont cut myself
just a good laugh, somthing we should all do
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Your through, finished, rejected, gone, kaput, end.
Your Ass Is Grass So Your Time Will Pass
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someone who says they're a landscaper or advertises landscaping services, but really just cuts lawns for a living
the truck says "Joe's landscaping" but Joe is just a grass rat
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Shit on the grass is a shot made from flaoting baily's irish cream ontop of midori.
The midori being the grass, and the baily's is the shit.
Peter: What are you guys drinking?
Chris: Shit on the grass, you girlfreind had some too.
Peter: where is she?
Chris: throwing up.
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1.To engage in sexual activity with a female before she has grown pubic hair
2.Gett'in Em before the hair does
"Will, I can't belive your going out with that pre-grass"
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