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A guy following around a chick he's looking to score with like a puppy following his new master
"Did you see Chris following Jessica around last night? He was being such a cock puppy!"
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When a girl is giving head to a guy and she suddenly pretends his hard on is a bone and bites down on it, pulling it sideways, and starts barking. She will also "fetch his balls". This may hurt the male and he will most likely push her away, leaving her sitting there like an angry puppy.
my bitch tried to pull an angry puppy last night.
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When a dude is blowing a dude and gets so happy that he pees on the pillow while the other dude ejaculates on his face.
Gregg had to throw away his pillow after his boyfriend gave him a happy puppy.
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1. n. Taiwanese puppy whose hair has been dyed to match the markings on a panda, found on various websites and commonly used as an image icon.
That panda puppy is extremely cute!
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The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.
EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!
EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.
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Man or woman who pursues doggedly the opposite sex for nothing other than sex.
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A drunkard; A variation on "booze-hound"
She says she doesn't need to drink to have fun, but we all know she's a real lush puppy.
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