who asked

The greatest insult to ever exist. Nothing but brute force can combat it
If you are really proud of something you did, or want to share a fact and someone says "Who asked?" You can't say anything back to that. It puts you in this weird spot where you can't say anything else. Next time someone says "who asked" to you, kick their ass. If someone insults you, say "who asked" and prepare yourself.

Tim: "ur shoes look like shit"
Mark: "Who asked"
Tim: *pulls out gun"

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Who's joe

Never ask this, it will CURSE you. (And make you get rekt)

Me: who's joe
Friend: joe mama
Me: no u
Friend: *ded*

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who is jack?

borat creates this humerous moment. merely a cathphrase consisting of 3 words, "who is jack?" can be said in a various amount of situations, all equally as humerous.

1.*man with car jack* And this is the car jack
*borat/you*yes... and when will jack get here?

2.*man with bowling jack* you must roll the jack.
*borat/you* ah ok, so who is jack?

3.*man with jack* hello, meet jack.
*borat/you* lik the jack nicholson? "i hold up the bank"

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docter who

The person that travels in a small box and does not have any money. Some peole follow him as they go throw the time travling box. They should stop smoking weed!!.

That guys so high he must be a docter who

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who's axel

i dont know

who's axel -Jason
whos' axel -Axel
who's axel -B woman
who's axel -everyone

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Who? Deeznuts.

When somebody says who, you respond by saying deeznuts.

You ever heard of that man sakljhgsdl? Who? Deeznuts.

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Who shot who in the what now?

Wait, what?

A quote from the TV series The Simpsons in the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns pt. II," Jasper, a senior citizen says this quote.

Mitch: (in a meaningless argument with the person next to him while the rest of the world tunes them out) No, I'm positive it isn't done that way. Right Al?
Al: Who shot who in the what now?

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