A guy with a puny, weak little worm-like penis.
Ewww!!!! What's wrong with yo dick! Oh I know, you got a WEASEL DICK!
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A person who smiles in your face (as in "say cheese") and when you turn your back or your not around he/she stabs you in the back (weasel).
From his vicious arrogant smile I knew right away the car salesman was a real cheese weasel.
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A boss who takes credit for your work or effort. You have to put up with with his credit-stealing ways because he can fuck you royally or fire you.
He was such a cock weasel during that meeting
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A small creature that fits in the center of one's palm and when frightened will scurry under the covers of one's bed. Dick Weasels become hungry very easily and should be fed often. Usually blue in color.
Dude, did you lose your Dick Weasel the other night, I found one in my bed.
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When man smokes bare 'po, and man is well wadgered.
Snake: 'Sarah, i can fit 12 biscuits in my mouth!'
Sarah: 'Shut up, your well weaseled. Can I have an ice lolly?'
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1.One of the dumbest sites ever. You get a sticker for effort though.
2.France, Germany, and Canada
Rod refers to what is in his bum.
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