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A guy who violently knocks with the help with a gun
Person 1: "Did you do a Oscar Pistorius yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yes, to my wife"
What you say when you find the right guy with the perfect sized penis for you
Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......
an awkward couple. karina is, like, 5 feet taller than oscar. oscar is very short and loves the 80s. he plays farquaad in shrek the musical. karina plays mama ogre in the play and is a very very very depressed clown. she has led lights in her room and always annoys the shit out of her friends.
aww how cute its Oscar and Karina <3
the sweetest man alive. he's also extremely attractive and the daddiest of all daddies
look! that's oscar isaac he's so fit
Crusty wank sock. Irreplaceable reward competed for the most exuberant masterbators on the Hove/Portslade boarder.
My Portslade Oscar is stiffer than yours is.
When a man and women are involved in intercourse, and he feels he would have more statisfaction by sticking his penis in a cup.
Mikey: "hey man, you hooked up with that girl?"
Oscar: "yea"
Mikey: "how was it"
Oscar: "Should have not wasted the time, stayed home and stuck my penis in a cup"
Mikey: "oh man, you're pulling an oscar"
Carl-Oscar is one of the most sexy people you can find. He's often bald, even as a child. His IQ is most likely on 75 but that doesn't matter because if you know a Carl-Oscar you have a true friend. His temper isn't always good, though. If you touch him or offend him he can very mad and beat you up even though he's pretty small. He's pretty
megalomania.
Holy cow, Carl-Oscar looks hot!
What's up, dude, did you see Carl Oscar go crazy yesterday?!
Wow, Carl-Oscar has no hair, lol