Pen 15

Pen 15 is were you are the complete dumbass who thought he was being funny by writing Pen 15 on your paper instead of penis.

Oh shit ... I wrote penis, I should write Pen 15

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Bull Pen

The spot where you are standing in the room when your about to have sex for the very first time with that certain girl and she goes to freshen up in the bathroom.

"She kept me in the Bull Pen before we got started."

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Eppy Pen

1. The Pen/Personal Needle A Diabetic Uses
2. An Implement Used To Poke/Prod Someone To A High Point Of Anger, Until They Have A Fit

1. 'He Needs His Eppy Pen To Survive'
2. 'We Eppy Penned Him 'Till He Spazzed Out'

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pen pusher

Someone who has a tendency to have their "pen" pushed up and down.

Aka a very sexual student.

Man, im such a pen pusher, i couldn't hold it in!

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Pen Pal

A Pen Pal is person who primarily hits carts

Jared: Yeah man, im a stoner (pulls out cart)
Tyler: yeah okay, Pen Pal

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Get a Pen

When someone implies that using a pencil is not good enough for the task at hand, and suggests that you Get a Pen! Ussually said in a loud tone of voice.

Teacher: Do you have something to write with?

Student: I have a pencil.

Teacher: Get a Pen!!!

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Phil Pens

Phil Pens-noun- Exorbitantly overpriced desk set pens with no purpose but to be flashy. Will lead to your termination if purchased on the company dime. Will then be used by your predecessors to clean out marijuana pipes and stir alcoholic beverages until they too are terminated. The cycle continues on from there.

A- Hey, pack me a bowl before I get on cam.

B- Okay let me find that paperclip I was using earlier.

A- Why? There's some Phil Pens right here.

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