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North Carolina hick. Loves basketball. Has a hot gf. Amazing friend. Loaded. Drives Mercedes. Southern swag. Takes care of the drunk and needy. Likes chocolate cake. Straightedge. His roommate sleeps with everyone, even though he's not hot. Nice smile. Jams out to awesome music. Sometimes eats shit playing basketball and gets bruises his back. loves his fellow puringtonites <3
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A person who treats ones child as a pet
“Hey dude can you hang out”
“Nah man my mom won’t let me out of the house still”
“Wow dude what a pet mom”
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A person trust worthy enough to come over and cuddle without reservations
I was bored and lonely so I invited my pillow pet over
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A term used by NFL draft analysts to describe a player that will be overlooked by many but will highly exceed their draft position.
My pet cat this year is (instert name) I think with the last pick in round 6 he's going to be the next Tom Brady!
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Fingering a woman with your middle & index fingers.
Her vajayjay was really wet when I was petting the stingray.
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An action, object, or occurrence that bugs or annoys a person.
Eg:
1.When people use the word "AK-47" but have no fucking idea who the Russian Sr. Kalashnikov is.
2. When one's earbuds become tangles up.
3. When people don't recycle or litter.
4. When people tip a pocket full of pennies.
5. When people in the streets wait until NO ONE is within sight to cross or turn on the road.
6. When someone uses a synedoche or connotation and someone doesn't understand it. "Hit the road" or "Hit it" The person literally hits the road. When someone literally swings from the chandelier.
7. When someone doesn't understand or comprehend sarcasm.
My pet peeve is when people a just plain stupid , dopey, undecisive and slow.
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