The genius who invented rice cakes
Person1: hey bro you know who Alexander pierce anderson is?
Person2: no who is he
Person1: hes the absolute god who invented the best invention of all time known as rice cakes
Person2: wow Alexander Pierce Anderson is such a gigachad
A slow girl who can’t pronounce stump and is the destroyer of puss
Morgan pierce can come and get this puss once she deals with that stump- dirty black man