plate vampire

A waiter or bartender who grabs the plate from you before you are done eating all of the food; too quickly.

Excuse me my fork is going into my mouth and there's still a full enchillada bite on my dish you plate vampire!

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plate of noodles

When you shit into a meat grinder, and on to a plate

My girl,gave me a plate of noodles last night

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backs the plate

eat your food, ,

john goes home and he's in a rush , his mum has just served food but he wants to go out , so he "backs the plate"

i.e wolfs it down

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Plate Whore

One who uses an excessive amount of plates for personal pleasure or for the annoyance of the dishwasher at any given restaurant/buffet.

Observer: "Josh, you're such a plate whore."

Josh: "Oh yeah I like my plates, they make eatin feel soooo goood"

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the monkey is on the plate

A code word that lets your friends know that their drugs have been delivered.

The monkey is on the plate, Bob. Over and out!

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plate face

all the features on the face are extremely flat, as if a million tonne lorry has just ran over their face and squashed it down a lot.
it looks like you can eat off it if they laid down

that cat with a squashed face

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cake plate

A bastardized metaphorical version of the word placates (meaning to appease or pacify especially by concession). This word started as a colloquialism in Las Vegas Nevada, used by men when they were forced to make concessions especially when dealing with women. It is used in often in the service industry.

placates concession pacify appease women

Example: (Two male bartenders talking about a female cocktail waitress)
Bartender 1: Marry is being a real bitch today I don’t know what her problem is…
Bartender 2: She’s probably just hung over from parting too much last night, just cake plate her and keep it moving

placates concession pacify appease women

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