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free stuff please

something a noob will say over and over until your heart explodes on runescape

"HI IM A NUBBLET C@N I PLES! HAVE FR33 ST00F PLz0rs"

by like ill ever tell ;) July 15, 2004

35πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Please help me

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house

Please help me

by High g8 guy March 19, 2019

52πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


please fuck me

Begging for a man to fuck her. While her vagina is wet. So basically fucking.

Fuck me daddy

You're so hot, Fuck me in the ass

My pussy is so wet daddy, fuck me baby.

Please fuck me

by Holding on girls boobs! February 25, 2016

41πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.

Person: existing
Person: β€œfuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”

by JustFknDone September 14, 2018

43πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


damn well please

1. What people do when they know better.

2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.

Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.

by Downstrike September 20, 2004

67πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


nigga, please

What a white dood says to a black person Out-dated
What bitches say to philwaggins

Yo Dawg That Thing Is Cool
Nigga, please that's just food

by Carbono Atom September 1, 2015

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Tss, please

A from of dissaproval, disbelief, or meaning you don't believe the statement

Ted: Hey dude, I am going for the belt!
Barney: "Tss, please"
Ted: I'm serious, got two hot girls lined up here!
Barney: Oh my god, you ARE going for the belt!

by Polo26450 September 18, 2008

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž