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When you boil water and use it to bathe your genitals to prevent stds
After banging that skank trench from pi beta alpha last night I had to take a polish bath.. still ended up with gonnarhea
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one who enjoys and excels in, when it comes to licking ass.
Holy hell, my girlfirend's tongue did a number on my ass. she's a fucking anal polisher.
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Similar in technique to the Jewish Roadblock in that two or more cars drive below the speed limit across all lanes, blocking all faster traffic from passing.
The distinction between the two is that while the Jewish Roadblock is done on purpose and with every intent of slowing down every body else on the road, the Polish Roadblock is done on accident and without the blockers knowledge.
A good indication of which one you're experiencing is the reaction you get when you flash your high beams at one of the offenders. If after repeated flashings, the offender does not move over, then it is most likely a Jewish Roadblock.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! These mother fuckers are Jewish Roadblocking me doing 10 under!
<flashes highbeams>
<one car moves>
<offending driver does the "My Bad" wave>
Okay, I'm not as pissed now, it was only a Polish Roadblock.
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Person: Interested?
Me: In a knob polishing?
Me: Why certainly!
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The act of getting a Blowjob and the girl bites of ur pubes
Dude now i don't have to shave any more now that i have rachel who gives me a polish lawnmower
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To finish off Sexually (Jerk Off) (HandJob)
Hey after you're done polishing the dishes how bout you Polish Off me?
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turd polish the act of applying nice things to somthing that is a peice of crap in order to hide the fact it is a turd
tom bought a crappy car so puts {turd polish} spinners on it.
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