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to relax/chill not to sleep
just to sit and do absolutly nothing
maybe wacth tv maybe listern to music
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Neil Patrick Harris or one who handles the poon.
Duncan: Man, Blonathan will never get laid.
Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!
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A female with a particularity rough vagina that massacres the mans meat creating a penis that requires vicodin and aloe Vera.
My pecker hurts because i went home with a Poon Salad last night.
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The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of
women's vaginas.
To be the master of or dominate poon.
To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.
Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.
Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.
Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?
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A phrase, often murmured to someone standing close to the speaker, used to describe someone attractive or otherwise desirable. Often used sarcastically when describing someone or something unattractive.
Two friends pass an attractive, shapely young woman waiting at a crosswalk.
Kellen: (quietly) Poon city.
A short while later they pass an obese, sweaty man waiting at a bus stop.
Dillon: (quietly): Poooooooooon city.
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You've heard your friends say that there's no such thing as bad pizza or bad pussy. Well, they're wrong. Bad pussy is the absolute worst of the worst. It is the ultimate let-down and potentially the most sickening event of your life.
Anything vile, disgusting, or disappointing can be bad poon, just so long as it is overwhelmingly so.
Did you see that homeless guy pee on that nun then beat her in the face with that burning puppy until she renounced her faith and swore her soul to all that is dark and unholy?
Yeah, man, bad poon.
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The wet spot around the womens vagina that you can see through on her on panties/spandex.
Wow that chick just came out of the gym check out the poon ring.
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