An utterly despicable insult to one’s body image. To call someone a new universal insult to add salt to the wound
“You built like an octo tridimensional popsicle stick“
when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.
You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.
When a child has been dressed or has been taught to dress in one solid color. Like purple shorts with a purple shirt. (Excludes black)
That poor Popsicle kid. Her mom has her in a blue shirt AND blue shorts. OH MY GOSH, her socks are blue too!
A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis
“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”
The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.
Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"
Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"
a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
A large erect cock that is so juicy, it can be confused with a popsicle.
Woman : "Is that your Popsicle or a real Popsicle"