Pre-Fired

When your dumb azz makes a whole lot of money but still participates in stupid nonsense that makes your employer or sponsor have to suspend you indefinitely without pay until they figure out to do with your brand of ignorance.

Recent Examples: Gilbert Arenas, Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods

Gilbert Arenas brought guns to the Verizon Center and has been PRE-FIRED by Stern for being so dumb.

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pre-eat

To eat a snack or meal before going out for dinner, usually on a date.

"Dinner went ok, but the dishes were so small I would have starved if my date didn't let me finish half her plate!"

"Man, next time you better pre-eat!"

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Pre-ejaculation

The act of "half cumming" in which a man can feel ejaculation coming on, and then, at the first twitch of his scrotum, can control and then stop the orgasm, thus creating stamina he didn't know he had!

Jack was in full control until his girlfriend started screaming for him to come which caused "pre-ejaculation", but, after much concentration about tennis, he was able to stop his scrotum from twitching, and instead of cumming, rode for another hour and 11 minutes!

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Pre-Owned

In computer gaming, being pre-owned is being given the fact that no matter what, yo' ass is gonna get sacked.

Dude, I pre-own you in cs, don't even try

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pre-drinking

To drink large quantities of cheap alkie/beer, before going out on a 'drinquest' to save on expenses!

I never done pre-drinking: I used to work in a bar, yo!

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pre-teen

a youth between the ages 10 and 12. has no taste in music or fashion other than the things he or she sees on popular television. pre pubescent little fucks that have voices that crack and undeveloped cleavage.

some guy: oh well then billy, why don't you tell me why you like chris brown so much?

pre-teen: definitely the lyrics.

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Pre Chav

A young child who, in want of being like his older sibling, is a chav.

"Ohh, look at the cute little pre chav!"

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