born privilege

born privilege is the societal privilege that benefits born people over non-born people in some societies, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstance.

Oh look, there are protestors using their born privilege to promote abortion.

PP Privilege's

It is the privilege's that you can do with your pp

Ow He punched my penis, now I don't have pp privilege's

Guest Privilege

The ability to get away with most things and not get yelled at by your friends parents. Privilege is lost if you becomes close enough friends and the parents of your friend essentially become secondary parents

Dude, we’ve become close enough that I lost guest privilege with your parents

monkey privilege

When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey

I gave my girlfriend the monkey privilege

Privilege point

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

White woman privilege

in reference to horror movies, the action white women make based on their safety in America that is clearly wrong in the moment of action

Sarah was told to stay on the path to avoid spirits, but she went off the path because she saw a tree that reminded her of her childhood, her white woman privilege made her feel safe to leave the path that EVERY ONE TIME HER TO STAY ON

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leo privilege

someone who is white but is so black and gets away with certain activities (is to groovy, really black, gets funky with it)

matt- nah dick you can’t be saying all this brotha

leo- leo privilege man