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What mom and dad do at night.
You: mom what are you doing in your room?
Mom: Me and dad are doing pro-wrestling on the bed go and I’m losing!
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Pro-Melanated is about uplifting and empowering the melanated brown Americans on a spiritual, financial and psychological scale, but some people might disagree with me on that statement and that’s part of the problem.
Melanated people want to do right thing for the melanated American community but they think that if you don’t view pro- melanated mindsets in the exact same monologue they do then all of a sudden you are not “awakened.” I swear it’s like some of them want to make being pro-melanated thinking a damn competition. I’ve had people try to test me with that stuff a few times. If I didn’t know the same Truth as them, all of a sudden I wasn’t “awakened” enough.
A female who leverages her way into the likes and path of professional athletes, most notably in the action sports community in Southern California. These women rub shoulders with some of the highest ranking motocross riders and other athletes and sleep with these men for street credibility and to be put in the spotlight hoping to get a taste of fame. They seduce riders by offering free sexual favors and becoming their personal escort. These women have no souls.
"Dude, did you hear Ashley slept with Villopoto?" Yeah? I heard she leveraged her way into Sheckler's bed too! Haha, she's the biggest pro ho!"
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Another name for a prostitute, or someone who acts or dresses like a tramp.
She looks like she's tootin' to the pros!
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The name given to the MacBook Pro by those who can't afford the extremely high price point or those who are just Apple haters.
Luke: Hey man did you see that Apple just came out with their new MacBook Pros?!
Me: Ya, you mean the MacBroke Pro. I'm never gunna sell out and buy one of those. PC 4 Lyfe!
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Similar to "pro bono" (denoting work undertaken for the public good without charge, especially legal work for a client with a low income). Pro boner instead refers to women with low self-esteem because of outward appearance or possibly some fucked up daddy issues. Getting your pro boner in is usually done to salvage some remaining self-esteem in a girl by having sex with her.
"After she bought me that fifth shot I figured whatever... I'll just get my pro boner in, so I fucked in her my mom's mini-van out back."
"Oh him? That's Steve. Yeah, he's not bad looking but he's always on his pro boner game, swoopin' up sad fat girls. He's like a public defender but for sad fat girls..."
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Two pieces of shit that avoid you from looking broke.
Broke Airpods user: Hey see I got airpods.
Airpods Pro user: Sorry I got active noise cancellation. What did you say?
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