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A device, generally electric powered, that assists one in excavating/evacuating feces from the rectum. Most models come with a hose and a number of adapters to fit various anal openings. Commercial Series models are found at some rest stops along Interstates to aid constipated travelers.
"All that bran got my colon pretty backed up - Damn good thing I had my Butt Pump to suck out all that hard, stuck crap."
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the act of, or result of lifting weights or exercising (pushups, pull ups, etc.) right before going out to a bar or club with the desire to engorge your muscles with blood, or produce a pump, in order to temporarily make them larger in order to impress the opposite sex.
I got my club pump on before I went out.
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A heavy type of jacket you wear during the start of your workout to build sweat and typically take off to boost ur workout.
Automatically means you had a harder workout than everyone else.
Wow his pump cover came off and his muscles look so big, ‘must be cause he’s getting the hardest on his work out.’
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The most shit lil boi to exist
Guy 1: hey have you heard Lil pump's new song?
Guy 2: why the actual FUCK would I Listen to that dogshit
Guy 1: cause I'm insecure and need to let people know that I think I have a good taste in music
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A member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias.
Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
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The sex appeal that one gives off, the more you have, it becomes sweet pumps. It's the sex they want from you.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick was lookin' at you...
Guy 2: Yeah she totally wants my Sweet Pumps...
For women who have recently given birth to a baby, and they are out of the house but forgot to bring their breast milk pump with them so they can alleviate the pressure build of milk in their breasts.
They can find a public restroom, alley way, garbage can, or any other discrete spot to squirt some out into the street. Instead of Breast Pump, it's a Street Pump
My friend just had a baby and wanted to go out to have some drinks when she started to complain about pressure in her breasts due to the milk building up. All of a sudden she whipped her boob out and started to Street Pump the milk right into a garbage can! It was awkwardly sexy.