Random
Source Code

Beg Punch

When you punch a girl in the lower abdomen while she is on her period.

Rhianna was being particularly bitchy during her time of the month, so Chris Brown gave her a Beg Punch to shut her up.

by Death2Hoomanity January 5, 2018


muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 10, 2016


Tunnel-Punch

To punch a person up there Vagina or Rectum; hence the phrase "Tunnel"

Like fisting a girl but instead of being gentle you punch.

Punch a girl up the pussy

Punch a guy up his ass

Used as a threat

Do you wanna get Tunnel-Punched?

by Spitman209 January 18, 2011


Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."

Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.

by raidersofthelostslang October 13, 2017


Doon Punch

to walk up on a nigga and not say shit but start swinging

“If that nigga keep talking imma hit him wit a Doon Punch”

by purpnga October 4, 2023


cornhole punch

When u ram it in from 27 feet!

Did u hear what happened to steve? Jared cornhole punched him through a window

by Jhox September 21, 2018


Sneck Punching

The Art of Punching someone in the Sneck.

Dude, i just got my degree in Sneck Punching from the Sneck Dojo of America.

by Gunars! December 21, 2009