Queef Etiquette

When a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. She most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an asshole.

(Hump.Hump.Hump.Queef) Female-Hahahahaha. Male-Hahahahahaha. Thank you for using Queef Etiquette.

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Queef Latifah

When a fat black girl queefs

Sha-nay-nay just queefed, look at that little Queef Latifah.

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Reef Queef

Technique commonly used by free divers where a person sucks the air from a woman's vagina while underwater. This is also regularly taught as a survival technique if driving a vehicle into a body of water with a female passenger.

Jack would not have drowned as quickly if he knew to breathe in Rose's reef queef.

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ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.

"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"

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Meat Queef

A Queef possesing a massive coincidence to the texture, smell, and taste of an uncooked T-bone steak.

Mike Kelley was being such a Meat Queef last night!

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HoHo Queef

The air discharge resulting from rolling up an African American Woman's flapjack titty like a HoHo and rapidly pressing it together with ones palms.

Guy 1: "Dude, Tanisha's got such sweet flapjack tits that I'm always rollin em up like a Hostess HoHo and squeezing em for fun."
Guy 2: "Yea dude, that's a HoHo Queef. They smell like cocoa and sound like a t-shirt gun! BOOF!"

Queef in a pan

the most delicious thing you can get at ma and pa’s

I just ordered a queef in a pan from Ma and Pa‘s kitchen and it is BUSSIN