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raisin Cain

Making a huge noisy fuss due to your having run out of dehydrated grapes.

Parents should think twice about reaching for the "raisin'-cane" (i.e., the "hick'ry stick" that supposedly helps in bringing up children, but often harms more that it helps; it's been outlawed in many areas of the world, thank goodness!) if their little ones start "raisin Cain" about not having sweet-tasting dried fruit to flavor their morning cereal --- just YOU have a go at trying to choke down a big bowl of unflavored oatmeal or rice, and see how well YOU like it!!!

by QuacksO December 03, 2019


raisin ballsack

Small or wrinkly Balls

I haven't had sex for a long time so i have a raisin ballsack

by Brickleberry February 11, 2018


Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019


Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023


Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

by Bbosh April 02, 2017


raisin dick

When a girl sucks your dick for so long you penis shrivels like your fingers after a long shower.

Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.

by ThisOtherLife January 31, 2017


Raisinization

The effect of prolonged water on your skin making it wrinkle like a raisin.

I took a very long bath tonight and my fingers have severe raisinization.

by Tman1220 March 25, 2014