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An additional component often added to the commonly used all over it phrase, thus creating a simile. This helps to reinforce the point and also shows that the user of the phrase has a firm grasp of the english langauge.
When the standard phrase "Im all over that report" becomes dull..Instead it becomes "I'm all over it like a rash".
Shows the true passion and skill of the worker/user of the phrase or there could be some bull-shitting involved.
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when a girl is on botom of a donkey show and a guy 1 does her in her other hole while a another guy(guy 2)doing guy 1 in the butt.
Dude 1: You won't believe this Tom, I saw your wife in a wet peruvian donkey rash.
Tom: Oh Sh!t man, tell me your lying.
Dude 1: Sorry....
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take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it
works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..
"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"
-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"
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a new mexican road rash is the act of taking a giant steamy shit on a females face and then rubbing the shit in with a towel or a t-shirt creating the image of a road rash
dude i hate that bitch so much i might just give her a new mexican road rash
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a line said by Chris Hemsworth in Chinese whispers
Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me
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When you drag someone by there feet behind a car or camel
In my second tour of Afghanistan I saw a women get an afghan road rash
Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.
Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."
Person 2: "Kill yourself."