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A newborn baby whose face looks like it suffered from severe road rash when in reality it's just a potential side effect from a natural birth.
That baby definitely has birth canal road rash!
An additional component often added to the commonly used all over it phrase, thus creating a simile. This helps to reinforce the point and also shows that the user of the phrase has a firm grasp of the english langauge.
When the standard phrase "Im all over that report" becomes dull..Instead it becomes "I'm all over it like a rash".
Shows the true passion and skill of the worker/user of the phrase or there could be some bull-shitting involved.
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when a girl is on botom of a donkey show and a guy 1 does her in her other hole while a another guy(guy 2)doing guy 1 in the butt.
Dude 1: You won't believe this Tom, I saw your wife in a wet peruvian donkey rash.
Tom: Oh Sh!t man, tell me your lying.
Dude 1: Sorry....
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take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it
works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..
"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"
-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"
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a new mexican road rash is the act of taking a giant steamy shit on a females face and then rubbing the shit in with a towel or a t-shirt creating the image of a road rash
dude i hate that bitch so much i might just give her a new mexican road rash
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a line said by Chris Hemsworth in Chinese whispers
Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me
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When you drag someone by there feet behind a car or camel
In my second tour of Afghanistan I saw a women get an afghan road rash