russian reversal

in soviet russia, word defines you!

russian reversal sounds like a sex position

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Russian Reversal

Russian Reversal is essentially a sentence reversed.

Example.
In America, you shoot heroin.
In Soviet Russia, Heroin shoots YOU!!

To write Russian Reversal, use this simple template.
In Soviet Russia, (noun) (transitive verb)s YOU!!

Dave:
"In Soviet Russia, definition writes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, hooker pays YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Russian reverses YOU!!"

Killface:
"Shut up COMMUNIST! Russian Reversal is DEAD."

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reverse darwin

To be forcefully invaded anally by a large group of hairy women.

Rob copped a reverse darwin on the weekend.

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reverse sexism

There is no such this as 'reverse sexism' towards men; it's just called sexism, plain and simple. Women can be sexist to men too, whether you like it or not, so just learn to accept it.

Moron: When a woman is sexist to a man, it's called reverse sexism.

Person with common sense: Nope, it's just called sexism.

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Reverse Butterface

The Opposite of a Butterface. In other words, a girl with pretty face but a large body..

That chick is hot! Damn did you see how fat she was? She's a reverse Butterface!

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Reverse Racism

ITS NOT REAL

The definition of racisms basically suggests that it is possible for a person of any race to experience racism, but it leaves out the fact that racism only works because one group has power and other groups do not (white people being the group with power). White people are the group with power because they are the majority while the other groups are the minority. Being racist to a majority just isn’t possible, the majority has the power, while being racist to people of color is very possible as they are the minority and don’t have the power. Also white people have never experienced a hate crime towards them and they don’t get blamed for anything because of their skin color, and they are seen as the “good guys.” Therefore, reverse racism doesn’t exist.

reverse racism doesn’t exist.

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Reverse jizz

An expression to be used solely at times of utmost revulsion.

When a concept or notion is so horrifically revolting that the traditional courses of nature are reversed; thus forcing any ejaculatory fluid that would otherwise travel out of the penis, back up the unfortunate organ, causing extreme pain and discomfort for the sufferer.

Douchebag 1: Dude, that chick's so ugly I just reverse jizzed.

Douchebag 2: Ya, I totally feel your pain man. Just last week I walked in on my Dad engaging in sexual congress with a piece of patio furniture D: ...it totally made me reverse jizz. ಠ_ಠ

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