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in soviet russia, word defines you!
russian reversal sounds like a sex position
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Russian Reversal is essentially a sentence reversed.
Example.
In America, you shoot heroin.
In Soviet Russia, Heroin shoots YOU!!
To write Russian Reversal, use this simple template.
In Soviet Russia, (noun) (transitive verb)s YOU!!
Dave:
"In Soviet Russia, definition writes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, hooker pays YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Russian reverses YOU!!"
Killface:
"Shut up COMMUNIST! Russian Reversal is DEAD."
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To be forcefully invaded anally by a large group of hairy women.
Rob copped a reverse darwin on the weekend.
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There is no such this as 'reverse sexism' towards men; it's just called sexism, plain and simple. Women can be sexist to men too, whether you like it or not, so just learn to accept it.
Moron: When a woman is sexist to a man, it's called reverse sexism.
Person with common sense: Nope, it's just called sexism.
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The Opposite of a Butterface. In other words, a girl with pretty face but a large body..
That chick is hot! Damn did you see how fat she was? She's a reverse Butterface!
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ITS NOT REAL
The definition of racisms basically suggests that it is possible for a person of any race to experience racism, but it leaves out the fact that racism only works because one group has power and other groups do not (white people being the group with power). White people are the group with power because they are the majority while the other groups are the minority. Being racist to a majority just isn’t possible, the majority has the power, while being racist to people of color is very possible as they are the minority and don’t have the power. Also white people have never experienced a hate crime towards them and they don’t get blamed for anything because of their skin color, and they are seen as the “good guys.” Therefore, reverse racism doesn’t exist.
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When you've had such a terrible bout with some extremely explosive diarrhea. The kind in which no toilet paper or wet wipes could do you an ounce of help.
1. You head to the shower and turn the faucet on. Prop yourself underneath with your legs up on the wall and let the forceful water from the faucet completely douse your ass crack and nether regions for a complete cleansing.
2. You turn your back to the sink, turn the faucet on and continually splash the water on your ass crack and nether regions completely cleansing any shrapnel or remnants of the disaster.
(Hand soap can be used in either scenario for extra cleansing)
After returning home from a Wing Fest, I had such an awful case of explosive diarrhea that a roll of tissue paper was not going to suffice, my only saving grace was to partake in a reverse bidet and douche my nether regions.
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