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When you stick one hand up someone's ass, then stick the other down their throat, you then link your hands, and have sex with their belly button.
Logan: Dude, Sarah totally let me Dirty Roger her!
Tyrone: Hmm, Gross.
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Rogering, in the case of a certain Johnathon, is the booty of delivering a five knuckle shuffler through to its crowning glory while staring at a lubricated man-boob, having typed the word 'men' into Google images. Domestic Rogering involves this practice, but in a harsher and more innapropriate environment- the home. Domestic Rogering should, in my opinion, and that of my many contemporaries, be punished by the inhumane and degrading treatment of removing the internet modem, thus rendering Google Images unoperative, and preventing Domestic Rogering taking place.
What this barbaric treatment will eventually do to the youth involved has yet to be experienced, since the Young Roger involved has since been provoked into simulating awful sex acts on another breed of animal, namely, allegedly, Mr Verity.
Domestic Rogering is sometimes accompanied by the humble, and often fruitless Biometric Rogering System, which makes no light work of the wank chariot that it replaces. Domestic ROgering can also be accompanied by an awful mullet, the style of which has never been seen since the late 1970's, and an uncomprehensable grin, which could be regarded as cheesier that my vicar's socks.
Domestic Rogering is a barbaric practice that harms the unborn, the elderly, and more importantly, Key Stage 4 pupils at a specific Lincolnshire school. Rogering should be stamped out!
Roger, stop it!
Domestic Rogering involves the unexplainable and henious crime of exploiting the internet and other people to the benefit of your own specific and unsanitary needs, in the home.
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The act of or participation in taking a dump into one's hand(s) followed by the propulsion of the excrement towards an individual or party. The one throwing the excrement is known as the Rolly Rogerer. The one receiving the unwanted excrement is known as the Rolly Rogee.
Dude, that old cow was being such a son of a bitch. I want to Rolly Roger that fuck so bad.
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When one does something that is absolutly idiotic.
When a person does something complety different then the smart thing to do
(a person gets hit by a car) Goddamnit i just got Roger Wagnered!
(a coach thinking) Hmm, my pitcher has a broken wrist, I better pitch him in the next game.
"I didn't say that" x4
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Def. numbers correlate with ex. subset numbers! (So, try to read one def. at a time then read it's respective subset example.)
1. One whom refuses any physical movement unless it involves pleasuring one's self.
2. Avoidance of esp. physical, mental and/or spiritual pursuits in pursuit of videogame dominance, personal upliftment and other narcissistic, masturbatory manners.
3. Living a pathetic existence with passive-aggressive tendencies; thereby, creating a monster of inner rage most likely manifested because of a lack of ability to attain pie steaks due to excessively low amounts of money-in-hand daily unless given a maximum of five dollars from parents; therefore, performing non-masturbatory chores.
4. One whom steals, over utilizes, then obliterates the catch phrases and quips of other genius' such as Dan Beers. One whom also steals Burger King gift cards from close companions (i.e. Dan Beers) that have spent great time and extensive money on his personal happiness i.e. pie steaks, beer, gas money, food, and other self-indulgences all of which the actual, original "ROGER(S)" greatly enjoys.
5. One whom continuously attempts to get laid and yields fruitless time after time; hence, stalks and preys on women under the age of legality in Cochabamba, Columbia (13 yrs.).
*6.* One whom has a vindictive lack of appreciation and respect for those whom have given him great amounts of material goods along with exponentially increasing his morale and self-image. It is vindictive in nature because his outlook on life is that he deserves more than most everyone because he wasn't given as much as some others, yet the one's whom have given him the most i.e. Dan Beers are left wafting in the wind, and when these benefactors to the "ROGER(S)" cause protest him for not reciprocating good will, "ROGER(S)" pulls out the "pity card" and denies ever receiving such good will. This opinion may derive from a socialist or communist perspective of society as best for society in a "ROGER(S)" opinion (usually a very unwarranted and unsubstantial opinion.).
7. Without worth; of no use, importance or value; good-for-nothing; valueless; less than a piece of garbage; enjoys sodomy with other men named Gomorrah.
(All in all, "ROGER(S)" is the epitome of the most pathetic and worthless sentiments of man with the will to implement these sentiments.)
Subset; (1);(2);(3);(4);(5);(6);(7);
(1) Derived from Fraygo 1/1/08, 1:02 P.M., EST:
e.g. "Dude, stop being such a *%&$ing "ROGER(S).'" - as from def., being a *%&$ing "ROGER(S)" would entail refusing a request for certain action from an outside party. i.e. "Dude, stop being such a *%&$ing "ROGER(S)" by declining to help me move into my new apartment!"
(1) This derivation from Fraygo extentuates or abates the true definition of "ROGER(S)"; as, the true meaning is much more severe and pathetic.
(2) Derived from Biggied19 1/1/08, 1:15 P.M., EST:
e.g. "Go*%&$nit man, this F-ing (actually says "F-ing") videogame is totally rigged. You cheated somehow, and I need revenge to fulfill my masturbatory, narcissistic, self-indulging needs."
(3) Derived from Biggied19 2/25/08, 2:16 P.M., EST:
Def. also causes long periods of whining and agony until an outsider is provoked into indulging "ROGER(S)" with a shower of gifts such as e.g. pie steaks, beer, and specially-designed condoms for hand practice all for free.
(4) Derived from Biggied19 2/25/08, 2:23 P.M., EST:
e.g. "What's doing."
(4) "What's doing" is a quip used for a previously great duration that has been stolen and tarnished by the actual, original "ROGER(S)" himself.
(4) A "ROGER(S)" would rather purchase: the rights for an empty can worth ten cents; the rights to a used condom (from jerkage only), rewrapped that he saved from ten years ago in hopes to get laid at the Saidy Hawkin's dance; and the rights to a potential NCAA football videogame rematch instead of simply buying the rights to "What's doing."
(5) Derived from Biggied19 2/25/08, 2:52 P.M., EST:
e.g. Hoffman's sisters are at code red, elevated, terrorist-style risk from the phallus of the actual, original
"ROGER(S)" himself.
(5) A "ROGER(S)" tends to prey on the young offspring or siblings of the opposite sex of a close companion - Hoffman.
*(6)* Derived from Biggied19 2/25/08, 3:13 P.M., EST:
e.g. The denial of "ROGER(S)" in his belief that he deserves everything he has been so graciously given without being thankful or returning that good will to those who have given to him exceeds that of even the band 'Hoobastank' thinking they are successful in the music industry.
(7) Derived from Biggied19 2/25/08, 3:42 P.M., EST:
e.g. The ancient city of Gomorrah, with Sodom, was destroyed by God for its intrinsic wickedness. As such, a "ROGER(S)", by true definition, should be dealt with in a similar, but maybe more contemporary fashion.
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When having intercourse from behind, right before ejaculation, pull out and spit on your partner's back. Feeling the warm moisture she will turn assuming you have ejaculated on her back. At this point, ejaculate in her face.
As a surprise for our anniversary, i got my wife doggystyle and then gave her a hot roger.
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His bitch ass left our boys' BOnky and SiM for British pussy! didn't he like make out with her niece in CW and tell his homie that he'd be with him till the end of the line. FUCK LINES THE MAN CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT CUZ HE'S SO BISEXUAL AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT but seriously...PoOgY cOoTeR? r u kidding me
me: "steve rogers is a dumb bitch"
bucky: "he used to be my dumb bitch"
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