Train Spotting Safety Net

(n) Stag term for the drug Naloxone ( aka NARCAN). Term is based on the drug addiction movie Train Spotting and the drugs use in countering opioid overdose.

Don't worry. We can shoot up. I've got plenty of Train Spotting Safety Net in case we OD.

Train Spotting Safety Net is great but who's going to administer it if we OD?

Living in sin with a safety pin

The "living in sin" part refers to the christian belif that sex out of wedlock, drinking and cursing,(the lifestyle portrayed on the show) is immoral. The "safetypin" refers to the financialy unraveled group, having to be held together with the minimum amount monetary resources.

John's lifestyle consists of women and drinking, and the finances to support neither; just living in sin with a safety pin.

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safety patrol officer

A safety patrol officer is your pot supplier you go to before you have a safety meeting.

"Hey dude, I'll be back. I gotta see the safety patrol officer"
"Sweet, then we can have a safety meeting when you get back."

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Cock and ball torture safety

In cock and ball torture safety, loss of blood flow is one of the biggest risks in cock and ball torture, which can be seen with loss of color and edemas. Bondage in which the testicles are tied to something else is especially dangerous, increasing the risk of the testicles getting damaged through excessive tension or pulling. The most serious injuries are testicular rupture, testicular torsion and testicular avulsion, which are medical emergencies that require urgent medical attention.

Cock and ball torture safety is critical.

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safety cereal game rules

This game is the same as the safety game, but instead of just touching the doorknob after you flatulate and being called upon by another person, you have to also have to name 5 cereals, all different. The person whom called upon you may still hit you as you name the 5 cereals.

Naming 5 cereals....froot loops, coco puffs, captain crunch, lucky charms, etc.
The safety cereal game rules shouldnt be that hard to understand.

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Go Commit Safety Off

For that special person in your life that was traumatized by a normal childhood activity, specifically wrestling. A person that is so stupid that they forgot to turn the safety off whilst trying to commit suicide.

Literally No One:

Gage: I have PTSD from wrestling when I was a kid so I tried to commit suicide.
Literally Everyone: Go Commit Safety Off

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I was in fear for my safety

I was in fear for my safety is a term commonly used as a blanket defense by a police or law enforcement officer to justify use of force against a civilian or other person. Historically, this defense carries a low burden of proof from the officer or department.

I was in fear for my safety therefore I shot the suspect

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