Simcoe Salmon Swim

cumming inside of a vagina, regardless of the vagina's owner making specific requests against it prior to the sex act.
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy

C'lins - "you perform the Simcoe Salmon Swim last night?"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"

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Salmon Snatch

A hoe who has a pussy with fiery red hair covering her crotch.

"Haha, Sally has a salmon snatch!"
"Smelly Sally has a salmon snatch!"

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Salmon Sausage

A very very long slimy penis. Approximately 30m in length.

Woah, he has a massive salmon sausage.

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smoking the salmon

Having such intense sex, that you set off the smoke detector.

I had the fire department show up at my girls place, since we were smoking the salmon.

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salmon hog box

The act of performing oral sex on a female after the both of you have rolled around in mud like hogs for hours making the vagina sweaty and smelling like salmon

I gave Stacy the best salmon hog box on the farm the other weekend

Brown Sugared Salmon

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You: Hey, can I get a brown sugared salmon?
Attendant: MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

smoked salmon custard

Vaginal discharge smelly cunt fanny cheese smelly lady discharge

Her fanny was weeping smoked salmon custard