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Sammy stupid a person who says no to short guys
Short dude: Sammy date me
Sammy stupid: how the weather down there bud
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A fuckin babe slayer with the sickest hair cut ever. He is the life of the party and is out of control. But he’s got a big heart and loves to chill with his homies. A loyal friend who is a total shredded piece of muscle. His schlong is twice his body size and has no problem with the girls. Get yourself a Sam cause he will rock yo world.
I don’t want anybody but a Sammy Urquhart they are so thick😍!!!!!!
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When you are playing Fortnite and accidentally flick, noscope and headshot an enemy who is over 50 metres away.
It’s a very hard trick shot.
OH MY GOD I JUST SAMMY D’ed that kid in the face!!!!
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That one basketball player who thinks he’s good and doesn’t get off the court, but it’s because he’s such a little shit.
Averages 2 points a game and has an IQ of a blanched potatoe
Sammy P: I’m such a fucking god at basketball
Everyone Else: No you’re not your such a little shit
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The act of deficating on one's chest. Obviously a sibling to the Hot Carl and the Hot Sally.
Travis- "Can I give you a Hot Sammy?"
Debra- "I would love if you shit on my chest! Do it."
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a punk bitch that could never live up to Diamond Dave
did you hear that new band? the singer sounded like a sammy hagar.
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The art of hitting someone in the face with your forearm/elbow
Man 1 - "Duude that guys staring you out"
Man 2 - "I'm gonna go over there and give him a sammy samosa right on the nose"
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