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Sausage Sunrise

Morning wood.

I woke up to a Sausage Sunrise.

by kordes August 10, 2009


sausage sheet

when a large male has a stoamch that overlaps his peinal area and is no where to be found

Dude that guy's sausage sheet is so big he dosn't need a bathing suit

by the fat kid November 19, 2007


Sausage Zombie

A slutty older woman. One who still accepts sausage even though her skin is leathery and falling off her body.

Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.

by jorbastopal November 4, 2010


Hairy Sausage

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016


Sausage Bros

Just a group of dudes that all of have big crispy sausages or big dicks. A group of Sausage Bros aren't gay, but might seem gay to some. They love to drink and tend to hang out with girls that are sluttier then most.

We should go hang with the Sausage Bros tonight. I heard they have big crispy sausages.

by Gfffghhhuufrtyu March 11, 2017


sausage nibbler

Hetrosexual male attempting oral for the first time , or to gain favour ….fending off the full meat delivery by only nibbling the tip

if Dave in accounts offers you a blow job to get promotionforget it, he's a only a fucking sausage nibbler.

by Thegoosekat January 22, 2016


sausage scissors

The act of two males using their erect penises and rubbing them together till both ejaculates.

Sean and Cody played sausage scissors last night and both came all over each others nut sack

by snew7 April 27, 2011