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A britsh columbian variation to sawing logs.
Someone who snores loudly when sleeping
Everybody was still up partying and I was
Sawing cedars in the other room.
Something you, your best friend and significant others do to while spending time together.
Brian and his wife Michelle invited their best friend Mike and Sandy over.
Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?
Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.
Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.
Brian said here let me show you guys…
Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.
Now let’s get to busting!
Mike chuckles as he takes his gun off safety.
Throat fucking while the girls head is hanging over the edge of the bed
Throat fucking a woman while her head is hanging over the bed. You will know your in the Sri Lankan drop saw when you can see the buldge of the penis in the throat. Typically seen in pornhub, usually the woman is also dribbling from the nose and mouth.
While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.
Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.
To take your dick and lay it flat in between someone’s ass and rub back and forth until you cum.
I had to Pole-saw my girl last night cuz I wanted to cum first.
Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.
Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.