Mis-screwed

You have a misunderstanding about the situation; Confused.

Everything in my life is so mis-screwed right now, I dont know whether I'm coming or going.

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Rusty Screw

The act of having anal intercourse without prior cleansing of the colon, followed by immediate insertion without cleaning into the vagina of a woman

1. That rusty screw gave me a yeast infection.
2. My bitch was giving me lip last night so I rusty screwed her.

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screw on all

screw everyone on earth

screw on all screw on all

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Screw the Pooch

In skateboarding, to lose control of the board and crush one's testicles on a rail, bar, lip, or other similar surface.

Tony tried to grind down the handrail at school, but instead he just managed to screw the pooch.

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pretzel screwed

Getting less than half in a split- as in splitting a pretzel withour getting the inner knot. Less than half of any deal. Getting screwed in a divorce.

I lost the house, the dog and the cars in my divorce, I really got pretzel screwed.

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f-screw

1. To fuck/screw at the same time 2. to have dirty sex with

Man that guy is hott, im gonna f-screw him!

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screw around

something a camp technology teacher once said to me, it caused great amsument at the time!

"Joseph! you dont want to screw around with those bad boys!"

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