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A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed
Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man
(A unpredictably special person )
Killing Starships
Rude
Horny
Shitting on MidBay all day long
ULA Seagull is a horny seagull.
A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff
Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket
A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”
“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull
My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.
“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.
My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.
“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.
My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.