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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023


Searching the clam for a pearl

To describe a girl masturbating

Becky last night was Searching the clam for a pearl

by Someone_knowledgeable January 23, 2021


shift+search+l

Trick you can irritate your friends with if they have a Chromebook, the shortcut causes their Chromebook to go to homepage where after they'll have to type their password to get back to the page they were first. But this trick is way less powerful then the almighty trick "ctrl+shift+qq"

Student 1: How's it goingggg?
Student 2: Look there.
Student 2: "taps shift+search+l"
Student 1: Aw come on man, why do you have to be so irritating?
Student 3: Sneaks a "ctrl+shift+qq" while they're arguing.
Student 2: Oh come on man, now we'll have to log all the way back in to get back to where we were in our history project.
Student 1: If it's all gone, you're done for student 3.

by Rish-the_dictionarist November 23, 2024


i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this

fucking dumbass, ARE YOU THAT BORED??

person 1: i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this
person 2: *Searches*
person 1: your not my friend anymore.

by nikki-kiki November 28, 2023


search with google or enter address

srsly...

a) u really use firefox.

b) ur bored AF

search with google or enter address

since i had to use it in a sentence

by elmohas2guns March 22, 2022


Search bar

A bar that you type stuff in to get a peice of infomation.

"The liberain is like a search bar".

by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 05, 2022


Hack search engines?

Can it be done?
Will there be anything left of the internet?
Who will take on the challenge?
What will be the prize?
Turning a 1 into 0?
Who can take control the longest wins?
Any thoughts?
Ideas?

A game of epic proportions!
Hack search engines?

by King Zero owner of da Universe October 11, 2023