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The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.
Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.
Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?
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"A girl friend, or wife." If we're getting more urban with it, but it could apply to any friend, partner, helper etc. who would maybe say the same about you, in an equally endearing but dominant gesture. "He's my second hand around here.", so it could be a Son on the farm who also knows how to run things, but has a boss, teacher or, as in this example, a Father. There's an element of a derogatory nature potentially implied with this comment, but it's not a requirement, in it's usage. Speaking of which is probably dated. Maybe it's usage has shifted that way over the years and run it's self out.
He's my second hand around here. Without him I would struggle like I've only got one hand! Also young Johnny has a brand new "second hand", his wife Jill, to add to the family that support each other.
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"It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." - Sean Avery
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The exact moment where you realize what a big mistake you have made.
*thows grenade at wall by accident; rolls back to your feet. Oh no second incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...OH NOES!
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Fleshlight Seconds is fucking your Fleshlight again without cleaning it and using your own cum as lube.
I forgot to clean my Fleshlight, so I just got Fleshlight Seconds this morning!
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n. second crack at a girl in less than 24 hours. See also Floppy Fourths.
"Duffy got sloppy seconds since Al couldn't finish the job."
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A very, VERY addicting online game created by Linden Labs. its just basically real life, but you fly, build items, and pretty much do anything imaginable.
Shawn: hey man, wanna go outside and skateboard?
Me: na, im already doing that in Second life.
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