Secret Service

While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.

Holy shit! He gave that trick the Secret Service!

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secret love

When two people love each other but hide it from everyone else

Person 1, going to a private area with Person 2: I love you, and I hate that we have a secret love, but I know we can't help it
Person 2: I love you too, and I hate it too.

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secret ninja

1. a "potentially harmful" highschool female, but only when provoked by stupid people.

2. also the name of an ass-kickin' feminist publication in the form of a notebook.

related words: secret ninja society

1. "I can't believe you said that to her! She's a Secret Ninja, she'll kick your ass!"

2."Man, I wish I could read that notebook. Whoever reads it laughs the whole time!"

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secret garden

a collection of trees at westtown between the science building and the theatre most often used for either smoking weed, drinking, streaking, or most often, having sex.

person 1: where are joey and mary?
person 2: They're in the secret garden having sex.
person 1: oh okay.

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Vaginal secretion

a liquid that seeps outta the females vagina. also anal seepage.

i didnt f that chick after she pulled down her pants and i saw her vaginal secretion

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Secret cave

When your girlfriend/wife/partner decides to use a power drill to create a new vagina. Most people who do this choose to drill the hole right outside the flab of the vagina. Once the hole is made, people call it their "secret cave."

Ashley: Honey, I'm getting bored with sex.

Phill: Well get me a power drill because I'm about the unleash the secret cave!

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secret track

baby its been ten years in the making
and we've come to feel so good
everyday is like a blessing
we earned ourselves a piece

Its been painful, its been hard
felt like a fish in the Sahara
ached to find one thing thats true
never seeing why we're blue

baby its been ten years in the making
come closer than anyone before
I've saved a little bit of heaven
knowing you could do it too

This is the secret track. Its on the album but nobody has ever found it coz its well hidden. I cannot tell you where to find it. You must do it yourself.

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