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When a man in a monogamous relationship has to masturbate alone in a bathroom at home.
My wife was too tired last night so I just gave myself a bathroom selfie and went to sleep.
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A saucy little image thats a bit naughty but nothing is on show. For example, a boob pic with nipples covered.
Can I have a cheeky selfie babes? 😏
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A self-made picture of yourself, but "down under"; specifically referring to the vagina.
I asked my good fried to take a picture of her pussy with her smartphone and send it to me, and she said "oh, you want an Australian Selfie".
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Sending a Harvey Dent Selfie cos the other half of your face is fucked.
Harvey "Two-Face" Dent is a fictional supervillain that appears in comic books published by DC Comics, and is an enemy of Batman.
Harvey Dent was once a clean-cut district attorney of Gotham City and an ally of Batman. However, he goes insane after mob boss Sal Maroni throws acid at him during a trial, hideously scarring the left side of his face. He adopts the "Two-Face" persona.
"She always takes a Harvey Dent Selfies to make herself look hotter"
A tag that, when nominated, means you must take a selfie under your current conditions with no preparation, and tag three other people to do it.
I nominate melissa, anne, and emily for #stopdropselfie
I was nominated by ben to do the stop drop selfie challenge
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A selfie you take with your soup after a night out on Friday, usually when recovering from a hangover.
It can also be used as a #
A- How do you know they’ve got a hangover
B- They sent me a Saturday soup selfie
The type of girl who shows up at gym at 9 am, fully decked out in the latest sports gear making sure her sports bra matches her phone case and sneakers, gum in her mouth, perfectly styled hair, face caked an perfectly contoured to give the illusion she has high cheek bones, looking like she's about to hit the clubs or shoot an porn scene. You'll find her pouting her Restylane enhanced lips in front of the mirror arching her back, sucking her stomach in to take selfies to post on instagram, # Great workout, last squat rep, booty werkday, trainerholic, no pain no gain, squat till you drop. Then, she'll treadmill it on 4 speed zero incline to take another selfie to post 'treadin it out as a cool down'. That's what Gym Selfie Sluts define as 'sweating it out at the gym'.
If you're still looking cute after a workout honey, then the only thing you trained are your finger muscles. Your a gym Selfie Slut.
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