When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.
I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.
A phrase referring to a breakfast consisting entirely of pills and a liquid to swallow them because the consumer is possibly sick, fasting and supplementing, or has a drug prescription/addiction/nootropic stack.
Usually taking the form of a captioned picture or
humorous anaphoric reference.
"Hey how was breakfast?"
"You should check my breakfast is served story..."
Always gets you on the one uppers that make you think they're smarter than you are.
When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.
- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
The act of placing ones mouth around a males anus opening thereafter perform a reach around to clasp the erect penis (yogurt handle) pull down releasing the diarrhea (yogurt) from the anus.
Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings arenโt required but highly recommended!
When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.
I love when my boyfriend gives me his soft-served in the morning!
The act of beefing, then guiding (fanning or grabbing and distributing) the fart via hand towards the victim's face
When Tom began to smell the scent of beef, he realized it was too late, for Alex had scoop and served them
When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.
Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night!
Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever?
Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all!
Adam: Wow...