shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .

i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"

Cyber Shanked

The result of being called out so hard via social media that it could be comparable to a prisoner getting "shanked".

Chris cyber shanked Chastity so hard for being such a trifling ass hoe, no one has seen her in days.

The shanks are flying

When a gang of yutes(roadman) are about to have a fight and bring a knifes

Roadman:yo get over here u little yute the shanks are flying

Roadman2:my drilla i have my shank and its ready to fly

candy shank

When you lick a candy cane to make the tip sharp

Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.

Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies

shank diver

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.

That Sleepy Eye is going to be one happy shank diver for you.

flame shank

when some one stabs you with a lighter

A: why is there a burn hole in your shirt?
B: that jackass flame shanked me

gopher-shank

A long pole-like instrument used for stabbing, usually crudely formed.

The inmate made a gopher-shank to attempt to stab the guards.

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