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When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.
Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop
When you’re so sexually excited, you shit yourself. From the classic B52’s song. “Love shat, baby love shat!”
….My Mrs was so horny the other night, she love shat!
Another word for shit on a stick
Shat on a twat, get your shat on a twat only for $2
When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.
Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.
When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.
Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.
To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.
Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?
Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.
Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.
A fart, toot, poor or flactuaence.
My dad loves to shat chat and blame it on me.