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The act of editing or cropping a picture to make one's self appear more attractive than they actually are
Her profile picture was a pretty cute close-up of her face. The full body shot however told a much different story. She was a total fatty. I got photo-shocked.
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When you have such severe pussylessnees in your life you go in to Boner Schock
I miss the pussy so bad I went into Boner shock
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A shock absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The shock absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'absorbing' the 'shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The shock absorber usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay.......or both.
"Hey Steve Watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?"
"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."
"Who wants a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"
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When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.
"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"
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When having intercourse with a woman and you insert a tazer into her vagina, shocking her g spot, and causing an intense orgasm.
Oh my god, I was g shocked last night. I can't even feel my downstairs!
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